| Red Mountain High School Volleyball Rules!!! |
[Feb. 9th, 2005|06:05 pm] |
| [ | What i'm feelin' |
| |  anxious | ] |
| [ | Song of my Day |
| | "RMHS Volleyball Rules" by Jake Magruder (ME) | ] |
Yes, i want to let you all know, i play Men's Varsity Volleyball at Red mountain. This blog is for everyone and anyone who thinks that men playing volleyball is queer. Volleyball is probably one of the hardest sports out there, chaose on the courts and balls being hit at you from no more than 20 feet away coming as fast as 96 mph. Today we had some basketball guys and tennis guys come try out. They started the day thinking volleyball was the most gay sport ever. Well, needless to say, by the end of practice they were sweatin like mad saying how hard this sport is...the basket ball player said, and i quote "Damn, this sport's fuckin amazing, so fast paced... way harder to play than B-ball." the tennis player said "dude, this is so much fun, when i get frustrated playing tennis, i have to get myself out of it, this is all about playing for the next point, everyone's there playing as hard as you are." At the end of practice they had both decided to play volleyball this year which is fuckin sweet. We have NO HOMOSEXUALS on our team this year, but there wouldn't be any problems if there were, because we are supposed to respect everyone no matter what kind of lifestyle they choose both on and off the court/field. Just because we don't agree with them, doesn't mean they are not good people. But i just wanted to say that if you think Volleyball is a woman's sport...you're wrong, it's one of the most fast paced and psychological sports out there. If you disagree with everything i'm saying and you live close to red mountain, i dare you to come watch a men's volleyball game this season, i'll post the schedule in a week. By the end of the match, if you still think that voilleyball is easy and takes no talent and is a girls sport, i will buy you dinner that night. I WILL!!! so come out if you don't believe me, we'll kick some ass and show you what it's all about baby! RMHS VOLLEYBALL RULES! |
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| BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
[Feb. 8th, 2005|12:23 am] |
| [ | What i'm feelin' |
| |  bouncy | ] |
| [ | Song of my Day |
| | "We're Not The Band" By...ME!!!!!! | ] |
wow, i just finished a new song, actually two new songs that i'm writing, and i'm one step closer to making my solo acoustic album! I'm Playing with calling it the Storybook Ending EP, in honor of my Most Fabulous love life (ha ha, in case you didn't get that, that was a joke. But i actually am thinking about calling it the Storybook Ending EP cause it's based on one of the songs i just wrote which states "I could be your storybook ending"). If you have any ideas on what a good name for the Album should be, shoot me a message, maybe i'll use it as the title, or maybe i'll write a song about your title, all i know is something happened the past couple days, i don't know what, but now i can't stop writing songs...i'm a machine!!! 2 more songs to write, and then i get to start working on it...and for those of you who are wondering, two songs that will be included are 1. Red Mountain High School Volleyball Rules, and 2. The F-Song...in honor of all those girls...wow...all those girls... there will be special versions that don't have those songs on there due to the listening audience...but nevertheless, it's gonna be a sweet album, a tribute to all those things that i've gone through. It's the equivalent of me writing a novel, but since i hate reading, i would never do that to you... so keep looking for updates... it could be out as soon as april!
J-Mac
P.S.=> I'm Getting a Tattoo This WEEK!!!!!! |
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| Here's something to occupy your time |
[Feb. 6th, 2005|11:27 pm] |
| [ | What i'm feelin' |
| |  apathetic | ] |
| [ | Song of my Day |
| | everything listed above... | ] |
well, i don't know exactly how many people actually read these things, so when i say this blog's for you...it's true, it may just be for YOU! the only person to read it. I'm just kinda gonna go on for a few seconds about how girls suck girls suck girls suck... there, now that i've stood on my soapbox and hurled the flaming ball of wreckage on to suburban white trash american liberals (actually now that i think about it, i haven't said anything about liberals yet...LIBERALS SUCK BALLS...there, that's better) i'd like to make the statement: Girls suck. I don't know who says it best, so i'm gonna list some song's that have the right idea about women.
1. Authority Zero - "She wants to be with you, she wished you were dead, she's fucked with your mind now she's got in your head."
2. Hawthorne Heights - "Because you kill me. You know you do, you kill me well. You like it too, and I can tell. You never stop until my final breath is gone."
3. The Ataris - "You're better off without him, don't call him, he's breaking your heart...he's lied to you a thousand times while i was there he kept you waiting...but i'm still here, waiting here, to catch you if you fall, i don't know why i care so much, WHEN I SHOULDN'T CARE AT ALL."
4. Another Ataris - "Why do i never seem to know when something's wrong, and girls are fucking evil."
5. Authority Zero - "Push me around, do what you gotta do You cold-hearted bitch I gotta big fuck you"
6. American Hi-fi - "I can't believe I hung around with you all this time
You drove me crazy with your OCD girl you're out of your mind"
7. Dashboard Confessionals - "Sleep with all the lights on. You're not so happy. You're not secure. You're dying to look cute in your blue jeans, but you're plastic just like everyone."
8. Fallout Boy - "Let’s play this game called "“when you catch fire”" I wouldn’t piss to put you out. Stop burning bridges and drive off of them So I can forget about you."
9. MxPx - "You didn't have to be so mean to me I guess now I see how it's gonna be I'm joining GSF, I've made up my mind Forget this thing called love, it's a waste of time"
10. New Found Glory - "Some girls are crazy Just listen to what I have to say about it You've gotta watch out for the beautiful ones They'll twist your head right off your neck And laugh about it with their friendsThat's just one night for them"
11. Relient K - "We all know the girls that i am talking about Well they are time bombs and they are ticking And the only question's when they'll blow up"
12. Riddlin' Kids - "There's only one place you can hide. Going through life with your blind leading the blind... And there's a problem that you can't fight.
Problem will stop if you leave that bitch tonight."
13. Saves the Day - "The last time that I saw you, August of '99, I should've had my hammer and a few rusty spikes to nail you on a wall and use bottles to catch your blood and display you for the neighbors so they know your time had come."
14. Taking Back Sunday - "I wanted you for nothing more, Than hating you for what you were"
15. Senses Fail - "I gave you these roses now but I left in the thorns I'd rather hurt someone than hurt myself I'll dispose of you like a lighter out of fuel I'll lose you somewhere on a dusty shelf"
16. Yellowcard - "If you're gonna rip my heart out could you use a knife that's dull and rust in color (Once I die) there will be no way that you can cover that scar It's hard I know And if I get a little blood on you finally the world will know you're guilty (know you're wrong) of taking everything you've gotten from me"
There you have it...for your own entertainment... with so much support, how could it be wrong. So guys out there, especially you single ones, here's a message for you: "Girls don't like boys, Girls Like Cars and Money" and if you don't have either of those, then gentleman...you're fucked! Someday there is that opportunity we'll all get to find the woman of our dreams that won't be described by any of the songs above, but my friends, Hell freezes over before their hearts thaw out, that all i have to say. |
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| Girls have the Kryptonite |
[Feb. 5th, 2005|09:53 am] |
Girls i have decided are the most confusing creatures on this planet. I love one of them, but i'm not exactly sure what's going on with her... I care for her, i do things with her/for her, she's always on my mind... i don't know what to do. So in honor of this confusing event, i've given you this.
Something isn't right
I can feel it again feel it again
This isn't the first time
That you left me waiting
Sad excuses and false hopes high
I saw this coming still I don't know why
I let you in
I knew it all along
You're so predictable
I knew something would go wrong (something's always wrong)
So you don't have to call
Or say anything at all
You're so predictable (so predictable)
So take your empty words your broken promises
And all the time you stole cause I am done with this
I can give it away give it away
I'm doing everything I should've
And now I'm making a change
I'm living the day
I'm giving back what you gave me
I don't need anything
I knew it all along
You're so predictable
I knew something would go wrong (something's always wrong)
So you don't have to call
Or say anything at all
You're so predictable (so predictable)
Everywhere I go
Everyone I meet
Every time I try to fall in love
They all wanna know why I'm so broken
Why am I so cold
Why I'm so hard inside.
Why am I scared
What am I afraid of
I don't even know
This story's never had an end
I've been waiting
I've been searching
I've been hoping
I've been dreaming you would come back
But I know the ending of this story
You're never coming back
Never..never..never..never.....[echo].....
I knew it all along
You're so predictable
I knew something would go wrong (something's always wrong)
So you don't have to call
Or say anything at all
You're so predictable (so predictable)
Everywhere I go for the rest of my life (so predictable)
Everyone that I love
Everyone I care about
They're all gonna wanna know what's wrong with me (so predictable)
And I know what it is |
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| What's up with elevators? |
[Dec. 30th, 2004|09:54 pm] |
| [ | What i'm feelin' |
| |  crazy | ] |
| [ | Song of my Day |
| | i want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend - Reel Big Fish | ] |
ok so this is just a thought that i had yesterday when i was in an elevator in superstition springs... why is everyone so freaking quiet in an elevator? i mean, even some of the most talkative people shut up in an elevator... is it because they're shy? hell no! is it because they don't want other people hearing their conversations...sometimes maybe. But i've come to the conclusion that it's the fact that everyone that walks into an elevator is quiet because they know that someone is gonna "let one go" and they all wanna know who it was. isn't that logical thinking? i mean, if everyone's talking, how are you supposed to hear where the fart is coming from? so that's why everyone is extremely silent in elevators... because it regulates the gas production and saves us all the nausea and headaches of having to smell someone's carne asada burrito from filibertos at lunch. So thank you people who say jack shit in the elevators... you are role models to us all. But the next time you're in an elevator with me... do you really think i give a fuck if it's quiet or not?
yours flatulantly,
Jake |
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| BeEr 4 pUdDiNg |
[Dec. 12th, 2004|01:58 pm] |
| [ | What i'm feelin' |
| | tired | ] |
| [ | Song of my Day |
| | I won't be home for christmas -- Blink 182 | ] |
wow, it's been a long ass time since i've updated this, but oh well i'm doing it now...so be content dammit!!! anyways, i've been moved out since the 3rd, i love it, but it does come with it's consequences. Take it from me, yes my life is pretty good right now, but you learn to respect your parents and everything they've done for you ever!! If you're still living under your parents roof, tell them you love them and let them know, cause one day you're gonna wish you would have said it more. I love my parents and have learned now to love them and respect them and show them that i do. So here's my advice for you, love your parents and let them know you love them more than anything...and never, and i repeat NEVER mistake Beer for Pudding.
Jake |
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| One More Thing... |
[Nov. 25th, 2004|12:36 pm] |
| [ | What i'm feelin' |
| |  hopeful | ] |
| [ | Song of my Day |
| | "Fuck Kerry, Drink a Beer" - Punk Rock Politics Compilation | ] |
There's just one more thing i'd like to say about my last post. You know, since the French are SOOOO weak, and in Canada they TRY to be like the WEAK FRENCH...I have now come to the realization that anyone who is a democrat that wants to ever try and do anything in government just needs to move to WEAK POWERLESS LOSER Canada and get it over with. It would really save us all the trouble of whooping their asses at everything under the sun. VIVA BUSH!
J-Mac |
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| Turkeys and Turpentine |
[Nov. 25th, 2004|11:25 am] |
| [ | What i'm feelin' |
| |  contemplative | ] |
| [ | Song of my Day |
| | Revolution - Authority Zero | ] |
Well, i've officially survived through the week of hell. I totally Bullshitted an entire essay, and managed to sleep over 3 hours a night. This week has been ok, my family has been in from missouri and we've been having a lot of fun. Some anonymous person responded to one of my posts and that was kind of weird, cause i didn't know exactly who to address it to. But they mentioned a person from school in my third hour, so my deductive reasoning tells me they're in my government class. Mysterious person...REVEAL YOURSELF!!!! Someday soon i will have a new car..hopefully after my birthday next weekend i can go buy a nice old truck that will crush the competition. It's thanksgiving, there's a lot to be thankful for....for most people. I'm just thankful i'm alive, well, somedays. there's more that i'm thankful for i'm sure, deep in the cockles of my heart. Friends, family, MUSIC, and Laughter...stuff like that. I get to go to traffic school tomorrow, YAY!!! 8 hours of not being able to fall asleep talking about stuff i already know but don't care about....sounds a lot like regular school to me. I've launched a new plan in my head to become the governor of Texas when i'm older. After i become the governor, i'm going to build the military in Texas up and we're going to take over canada. They're just a bunch of wimps anyways, always saying eh and riding moose and pretending to be french. I mean trust me...if you TRY to be FRENCH??first of all, who the hell would want to be french, i mean, those people are a bunch of wimps who have never gone through a world war without surrendering their country because they are too weak! And on top of that, they lost another war to themselves!!! I can't freaking believe that. Most people say America lost a war to themselves, but that's not true, America was fighting because states wanted to and were succeeding from the union, and then when emancipation became involved, we all had something bigger to fight for. The french just fought because they weren't happy with their government...GEEZ! if we started a revolution every time we weren't happy with the government...then hell, every time a democrat's in office, over half of america's population would die!!! Actually i lied, the democrat would say "OH NO! I HATE HAVING A BIG MILITARY...i decreased our weapon production and our armed forces power...now the people are rebelling and we all have a bunch of democrats armed with little feathers trying to tickle the opposition to death!" GOD!...freakin....i won't even go there. So i think that taking over Canada...a country that was founded by losers and pretends to be like them... should be an easy first target for the National Army of the Lone Star Republic! First Canada, Then THE WORLD!!! watch out, cause the Lone Star is coming for you! God Bless Texas!
Yours Jingoistically,
J-Mac |
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| Punk Rock and Tube Socks |
[Nov. 20th, 2004|02:09 pm] |
| [ | What i'm feelin' |
| |  busy | ] |
| [ | Song of my Day |
| | Bottom of the Bottle - Smile Empty Soul | ] |
Well it's been a while since i last wrote in here...probably because i've been so damn busy! I have traffic school this friday...YAY! and then the following friday is my birthday!!! so what are YOU, yes you reading this, what are YOU going to get me? If you can't get me N'sync bound and gagged then just try to be creative. The countdown has reached 14 days till i move out completely. I'm excited yes, but i'm going to spend a lot of time with my family these next couple weeks o that they don't feel like i don't love them anymore. eventually someday soon i get to go shopping for a truck, which will be very BIG and must be a manual transmission (I HATE AUTOMATIC)! I've been going into an in depth study of Axl Rose and Kurt Cobain, an i've found out that Kurt Cobain is a much better person than Axl, i mean, really, Axl is an asshole. Kurt Cobain Is like an angel compared to him...but god do i love both of their bands sooo much! I don't really know what i want to write in here except that sometimes, i feel like my titles for these blasted things are way better than the entries themselves! Happy Birthday Kira! Happy Birthday Sara! Happy Birthday Abnel! Happy Birthday ME! My Aunt and 3 of my cousins are driving over from missouri, so that should be a fun experience. Oh and one more thing i have to get off my chest...I WISH GINGER SICKELS WOULD GET THE HELL OFF MY BACK ABOUT NOT GOING TO CHURCH ANYMORE!!! She's My Boss's Wife, Not My Freaking Watch Dog! AHHHHHH!!!
Snootchie Bootchies,
J-Mac |
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| The Jakeberg address |
[Nov. 11th, 2004|09:10 am] |
| [ | What i'm feelin' |
| | artistic | ] |
| [ | Song of my Day |
| | "Devil went down to Scunthorpe" - Toy Dolls | ] |
To further my boredness with my life right now, i'm going to write my next submission in the form of Abe Lincolns "Gettysburg Address":
Four Score and...hell i wasn't even alive that long ago, my father brought forth on this continent a baby boy, conceived with My mother to the proposition that that boy would someday pay for their retirement.
Now we are engaged in a great Family Feud, testing whether our relations or any relations so conceived can long endure. We are met in the great household of that feud. We have come to dedicate a portion of it as a final resting place for those hopes and dreams that have died here that this family might live. This We May, In all propriety due. But in a larger sense, I cannot subdue, i cannot give up, i cannot neutralize this ground. The Strong words, both past and present, which were said here in hopes to stop my goals and aspirations are far above my poor power to add or detract. The world will little know nor long remember what we say here, But it will never forget what we do here today.
It is rather for us the future, we here be dedicated to this great task remaining before us--that from those honored few who have gained emancipation, we take increased devotion to that sole cause--That we here highly resolve that these here still living under the oppression of their parents will someday be liberated, that our children will have a new birth of freedom which we didn't experience, And that the hopes and dreams of our children, by our children, and for our children shall not perish from this earth. |
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| Morris Day and the Times ROCKED! |
[Nov. 9th, 2004|01:30 pm] |
| [ | What i'm feelin' |
| |  angry | ] |
| [ | Song of my Day |
| | "Parents Just Don't Understand" - The Fresh Prince | ] |
okay so the title really has nothing to do with this post...as a matter of fact, i don't even know what this post is going to be about yet, hopefully something will come to me while i ramble. I'm pretty much just basically bored...i cleaned the apartment today, swept, mopped, and brought a little bit more of my stuff over. now i'm sitting here listening to pepper's "Dirty hot sex" song as most of you know it. "Why you gotta...sleep with my dad...why don't you have some dirty hot sex with me..." MAN I LOVE THIS SONG! Some day i'll go up to a girl and say that (Except for the sleep with my dad part...). I still don't know how much the wall is gonna cost. For those of you who don't know, my blazer got into a fight with a wall, and the blazer won, but not before the wall gave my blazer a black eye and a scuffed up face... My parents are very persistent, i hate it! sorry but that was a random comment. I have a computer that they didn't pay for, a friend gave it to them and they didn't use it, so i put it in my room at home, they didn't have a problem with it and gave it to me. Those were their words "You Can Have It!" and now that i have moved it out of the house and into the apartment, they've decided that they want to take back something they gave to me, that really pisses me off...goddamned indian givers (if that's the term..if it's not, then just insert whatever the term for that is into the space). they keep thinking that little things will convince me not to move out, but in reality, it makes me want to leave even more...most people say "stay with your parents as long as you can"...SCREW THAT! i don't care if they're right or not, because they DON'T think i can make it, i'm going to move out and prove them WRONG! so that's what they've done to me, every attempt they make only furthers my Joy in knowing that i only have 25 days before i will get the hell out of there...so HA!
Yours spitefully,
J-Mac |
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| One guy, a girl, and a pizza place |
[Nov. 7th, 2004|08:41 pm] |
| [ | What i'm feelin' |
| | AHHHHHH | ] |
| [ | Song of my Day |
| | Girls and Boys-Good Charlotte | ] |
ok, well, here i am once again. Expressing my deepest thoughts over the internet for the whole world to see. Maybe if i get lucky, someone will think my life is somewhat interesting (Yeah right) and want to publish my postings in a book about me. I'll call it THE J-MAC SAGA...DA DA DA DUM! but anyways, i work at a pizza place with my ex...we've actually been getting along lately and i've been incredibly happy about that. I make her smile, she makes me laugh, it's a great feeling to have a friend that knows so much about you. BUT tonight i ran into a problem...her boyfriend! apparently he can tell her anything and she will believe him. I was talking to about five different people online and she asked me if i imed Dick (short for Richard...which isn't his real name, but should be). I told her no and thast i had no reason to im dick, but since Dick said i imed him, she believed him over me...we went out for two years, and she believed him...which proves once and for all, i have one of the worst lives ever...i mean, basically besides the fall of Rome, Moses leading the jews out of egypt, and the death of Kurt Cobain, i'm pretty sure that my life tops all the natural disasters that have ever occured. There's gonna be a book written after i'm dead (which if my family ever gets into debt, i'll probably have to die so that the book can be written nd they can benefit from all the money from my book...but i'm pretty sure my dad's trying to kill me anyway...j/k)and it's gonna be called "The Story of the shittiest life and the shittiest occurences that will make you laugh your ass off cause this kid is so freakin stupid book" and it will sell millions why??? because people enjoy hearing that their lives are soo much beter than other peoples... so i tell you what, if you pay me money, i'll tell you the story of my life and i'll give you a forty day money back garuantee that you will feel better about yourslef. so that's the tale of me (the guy), my ex (the girl), and the pizza place (hall of fame pizza and wings on higley and brown...go there to see the drama unfold!). Other than that, if there's any ladies who want to hang out with a nice guy that is pretty attractive and will always make you smile, im me...i need to be happy again. I Thank you all for benefitting from the pity that i have so bestowed upon you.
Peace my Brethren...may the Jathiest live in all of you |
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| The Virgin Post |
[Nov. 6th, 2004|12:23 am] |
| [ | What i'm feelin' |
| | lethargic | ] |
| [ | Song of my Day |
| | Dust in the Wind-Kansas | ] |
Ummm, this is kind of akward...but it's still a journal...not a diary!!! I have to take the gosh darn SAT's tomorrow...SUCK! It's all good, for those of you that have read my profile, i found out that the monkeys in my basement were actually just the chipmunks under my floorboards. It's really late at nght, and since my mom was being incredibly dumb, i have to drive all the way out to ironwood high school to tae the SAT's! when i could just go to red mountain. Halloween was a very interesting night, but i'll tell you about that in a later post. Drew and i are Determined to finish the second level of the "beer-amid" this weekend, i'll keep yuo guys posted on how that's going, that is, if i can see straight and walk well enough to make it to my computer. If you're reading this post, i've obviously underestimated the power of these online journal things...you must really want to know about my life...but you don't want to talk to me about it...which makes you ...A TERRORIST! jk. But anyways...ViVa BuSh! 4 More Years Of Cowboy! And A big GOD BLESS TEXAS. -the J-mac |
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